First, let me tell you that, as a veteran, I was offended by Kerry's bad choke of a joke and I sent an e-mail to his official web site address telling him so. He has apologized (but not, I'm sure, as a consequence of my e-mail).
That was yesterday's news.
On the subject of apologies, the Current Occupant of the White House owes the American public (and others) a few apologies. The following is borrowed shamelessly from author and comedian Steve Young. Actually, his list is up to 36 and I am sharing only a few of them:
by Steve Young
November 3, 2006 --
Hollywood (apj.us) --
Within any problem lies an answer, so said Einstein. Kerry botches a joke about Bush. Republicans demand an apology to the troops and their families. A problem for Democrats? Only if they don't seek the answer inside the problem. The answer? Republicans want to call for apologies when defaming, undermining and letting down our troops -- so let's get this party started!
COMMERCIAL #1
Run Bush's hysterical search for WMD at the White House Press Corps Dinner.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #2
Run Rumsfeld's "Go to war with the army you have, not the one you want."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #3
Run Cheney's "The insurgency, if you will, is in its last throes."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
[You are getting the idea, so I'll edit this to a shorter list.]
COMMERCIAL #5
Run Bush's "Brownie, you're doin' a heckuva job."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #6
Run Cheney's "We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #9
Run Rumsfeld saying that he couldn't see the war going past six months.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #12
Run Bush's admission that he just doesn't think that much about bin Laden.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #13
Run Bush's "Bring it on."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #14
Run the faces of the 655,000 dead Iraqis
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #21
Pharmaceutical lobby writing the pharmaceutical legislation
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #22
Outing a CIA Agent.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #24
For cutting veterans' benefits until the Democrats embarrassed them into uncutting.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #25
For sending the troops into harm's way underequipped.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #26
For losing billion$ meant to rebuild Iraq
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #30
For not taking the advice of generals, then blaming them.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #33
For borrowing trillions from our children's future, placing it in the pockets of the wealthiest Americans and calling it a booming economy.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #34
Run photos of the flag-draped coffins of our young heroes we're not supposed to see.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #35
"Mission Accomplished"
Ending Graphic...Where is the G-d F$#@ING APOLOGY?
COMMERCIAL #36
THE LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA™ WHO LET ALL OF THIS CRAP GO DOWN WITHOUT 1/10TH THE COVERAGE THEY GAVE KERRY'S BOTCHED JOKE!
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
I mean, ya know, what's fair is fair.
Friday, November 03, 2006
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