It's time for a little levity, no matter how forced or corny. I've borrowed this from a columnist at the Aspen Times, who had a longer version, but she probably borrowed it from somebody else and surely won't object. Next time you are riding a bus, or stuck in traffic because you should have taken the bus, consider:
• Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• If a fork is made of gold, would it still be considered silverware?
• Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
• Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
• If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
• If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
• Can a person choke and die on a Life Saver?
• When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
• If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would their kids be identical?
• Do cows have calf muscles?
• If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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