Poll results: 0 yea, 0 nay

My poll on Jack Abramoff's hat (see below) has drawn zilch for results so far. This tells me that (a) my readership base is closer to zero than I suspected, (b) my readers don't give squat about the hat one way or the other, (c) they don't know how to post comments, or (d) they have better things to do with their lives. I hope the answer is (d) and not (a)!