Friday, January 28, 2005

Wisdom of the ages

Yesterday I was in a storm and fog mood. Today is Friday, so it's time for a different view of the world. I'll share a few insights gleaned from experience (none are original - these are extracted from one of those e-mails that circulates through the universe):

Some days you are the pigeon; other days, you are the statue.

If you lend someone $20.00 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well - just get up and dance.

The second mouse gets the cheese.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

A happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

People are like crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty, and some are dull. Some have weird name and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

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